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If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian,...– Margaret Cho (via sarahthevampyrslyr)
an episode of Merlin
merlin: gaius i think it's magic
gauis: it's not magic
merlin: but it is
gauis: no it's not merlin
arthur/uther: what is it gaius
gaius: it's magic
merlin: wtf gaius
merlin: gaius can i fix it
gaius: no merlin there's nothing you can do everyone is going to die
merlin: omg no i have to save arthur
gaius: well there is one way but it's too dangerous don't do it
merlin: okay i promise
gaius: -tells merlin what he isn't supposed to do-
merlin: what should i do
kilgharrah: do nothing
merlin: no help me fix this people will die
merlin: you have to help me
merlin: i command you i am a dragonlord
kilgharrah: omg you absolute dick
gaius: did you do what i told you not to
gaius: yes u did
merlin: i know lol
merlin: -saves the day-
arthur: look i saved the day
gwaine: i'm beautiful
cue shitty violin music while arthur and gwen kiss
Perhaps we dont like what we see: our hips, our loss of hair, our shoe size, our...– Sufjan Stevens (via gillyweeds)
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nothing says friends forever quite like this
I hope you enjoy your night I sure won’t
so basically I make 225 a week now, working around 5 hours. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank if only I could figure out (get) a love life too :P this year would be perfect
Totally unrealistic conversation I wish would...
Me: Hey so I think I really like you.
Boy: Really? What a coincidence I really like you too.
Me: We should date.
Boy: Sounds good to me.
*Poof! And now we're dating.*