how to waste time
so since my job is basically me sitting by myself for hours on end staring blankly at a pool with little to no mental stimulation, I’ve discovered that it’s the little things in life (i.e.: the ability to… do something other than sit and stare) that keep us sane. And since I am denied these things, I’ve come up with new ways to waste time and entertain myself without...
I watched Marley and Me, and then after being thoroughly depressed for about 5 minutes I took my dog for an excellent afternoon romp. It might be his new favorite movie because of its spontaneous walk-inspiring abilities, but I don’t think I’m watching it again. :<
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I’m cleaning my room, and I want music. So I go to stereomood and now I can’t decide between the cleaning or the energetic playlists. There is a soundtrack for EVERYTHING :D
love and some verses
13 angels standing guard round the side of your...
you remind me of home
in a suburban town with nothing to do patiently waiting for something to happen. It’s weird what brings you back, and what doesn’t. Honeysuckle smell, western bacon cheeseburger and I’m 5 again. It’s weird how you grow up while you’re away, and when you come back it’s like some parts don’t fit. It’s like human tetris, trying to fit into the...
a) this is what my arm looks like after my five hour shift at the pool today: Apparently I missed a spot. b) when I was little, I went to the dentist and they had this sign that said “Your teeth are like friends, ignore them and they’ll go away.” And that sentence has given me nightmares to this day. I still freak out and feel like maybe I should be talking to my teeth or...
You know what would be cool? If we took a bunch of water proof pants and sewed...– A little boy at the pool- genius in the making, I can tell.
Kids are weird.
Little girl: Excuse me, are you a lifeguard?
Me: Actually, I'm a pool monitor.
Little girl: Oh. Sometimes my dad throws me in the water but I keep my mouth closed.
reasons why I'm all growed up
1. I have a job. 2. I go to college. 3. I KILLED A SPIDER WITH MY BARE HANDS and about 6 inches of napkins. end of discussion? I can still hear that high pitch sound that old people can’t hear, so maybe I’m still 5.
My abdominals feel powerful, like little muscle-y Ferraris. Well ok… maybe they’re like… Subaru’s. But it’s an improvement! Like just last week they were a Volkswagen bus. And soon they will be six little FERRARIS Ok I should stop working out at night I think I’m losing it :D